My life as clothes
This story is about a shirt with a awful life a certain kind of person buys him and treats him so bad will his life get better read and you'll find out.
So one day I was sitting in the mall all happy hoping that I would get picked out by a nice person someone who understands me. But then a big hairy kid sneezes all over me and grabs me, he said I love this shirt. He bought me and took me home. One day he put me on and didn’t even put nice smelling cologne on me and he smelt like he hasn’t taken a shower in 3 years.
But anyway the day was okay until gym came his armpits were sweating and I wanted to barf. When we got home he sat on the couch and ate chicken all day then whipped his big greasy hands all over me. Finally night came and I was hoping he would wash me but no he took me off and threw me on the ground, ouch that hurt I said!! It smelt so bad the whole night.
Luckily the day came and I knew he wouldn’t have worn me again, well he did and that day was even worse at lunch he spilled chili all over me. hot, hot, hot I said. That did not feel good at all. Well we got home after a day of feeling like I was going to faint. But what, what’s this his mom walked into the room she picked me up and said this smells like it need some cleaning. Well she started walking down stairs and put me in the washing machine and boy oh boy it felt good. Until the boy wore me again.
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